Hot flashes, mood swings, and a patience level that may or may not be available today. The Powered by Perimenopause engraved pencil set brings a little humor to the unpredictable adventure of perimenopause and menopause.
Featuring 10 funny, relatable sayings, these pencils are perfect for the woman who is running on hormones, caffeine, and sheer determination. Whether she’s making a to-do list, journaling, teaching, or simply trying to remember why she walked into a room, these pencils add a little personality to the everyday.
What’s Included
Each set includes 10 genuine #2 Ticonderoga graphite pencils, professionally laser engraved with 10 different perimenopause and menopause sayings.
- 10 engraved #2 Ticonderoga pencils
- 10 different funny phrases in each set
- Your choice of 6 pencil styles/colors
- Permanent laser engraving that won’t rub off
- Classic graphite writing pencils—not colored pencils
The 10 Sayings
- ZERO EFFS GIVEN
- SORRY. CAN’T. HORMONES. BYE.
- RUNNING ON RAGE
- MOOD PENDING
- FIRST OF ALL, I’M A DELIGHT.
- HORMONES GONE WILD
- MENOPAUSE MADE ME DO IT
- STILL FABULOUS, SLIGHTLY SWEATY
- DO NOT MESS WITH ME.
- KEEP CALM-ISH + CARRY ON
Please note: Every order includes the same preselected set of 10 sayings. Phrases cannot be individually selected or substituted. Please review the product photos to see the exact quote collection and available pencil styles.
A Funny Gift for Women Who Get It
These funny menopause pencils make a thoughtful, lighthearted gift for:
- Women navigating perimenopause or menopause
- Best friends, sisters, and moms
- Coworkers and teachers
- Birthday and Galentine’s Day gifts
- Office desks, journals, and planners
- Care packages and stocking stuffers
- Anyone who appreciates a little hormone humor
Whether she’s feeling fabulous, slightly sweaty, or a little bit of both, this pencil set is a practical gift that says, “I get it.”
Made with Care
Each pencil set is laser engraved to order in our family workshop with care and attention to detail. We use genuine Ticonderoga pencils and permanent laser engraving to create a durable, giftable set that brings humor to everyday writing.
Processing & Shipping
Please allow up to 7 business days for processing before shipping.
Thank you for supporting Selah Creative Company, our small family business. Every purchase helps support our family of four, and we’re truly grateful you chose to shop small with us.